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kerr · 08/08/09 12:08

206) Your newscast in in flassing gibberish.

Iritscen · 09/04/09 19:09

207) A couple that you know has a baby, and since the father is brown-haired and the mother is blonde, you assume the baby will naturally have purple hair.

Lithium · 09/04/09 19:09

208) The first topic u post on after 8 months of vacation is you play oni too much

(Yea the oxe u guys were getting was my friend, i asked him if i could upload my vids on his cpu, and i checked here once for any activity, and since he had oni for 6 months, he kinda took over me. My apologies stevinlewis )

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Mukade · 09/04/09 20:09

I love reading through these, i can see myself doing so many of these...
I like the one about turning audio off and still being able to impersonate everyone during cutscenes... thats me...
209) You punch your boss in the face...thinking it will kill him... (derived from second last level, anything you do kills him..... once i punched him just for the gigglz and he died )

Iritscen · 09/04/09 20:09

oxe161 wrote:

208) The first topic u post on after 8 months of vacation is you play oni too much
(Yea the oxe u guys were getting was my friend, i asked him if i could upload my vids on his cpu, and i checked here once for any activity, and since he had oni for 6 months, he kinda took over me. My apologies stevinlewis )

...So, you're saying that the guy who made like 400 posts in the last 8 months wasn't you? But the other month you said you were logging on from the library.

Lithium · 09/04/09 20:09

no that was prolly him, because i told him i might be getting it back like in a week so he was sort of saying goodbye, and pretended to use the library so if i came back he coul've just said he lost the card or something, but he might still be in the forum under his own name or under mine. Honestly i could just give it to him im really busy with school so yea expect a jerk here
210) When you hear the biblical term Barabas you think of the barabas we all know

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Iritscen · 09/04/09 21:09

Okay, well, I don't want to derail the thread, but I'll just say that:
A. He was close to getting you at least a temp ban for rudeness.
B. He was annoying us with ancient memes.
C. Most people wouldn't want someone unpredictable posting on their account.
D. I still have a little trouble accepting your story, because, while your account's IP addresses changed after January, they haven't changed back in your latest posts.
E. You used the wrong number for your item, see Mukade's post above.

Lithium · 09/04/09 22:09

oh well this is the only topic i posted the most. ANd ancient memes seriously?...Ban hmm oh well, you guys are gonna have to deal with him cuz i said he could use it, ill check to see if hes not up to rule breaking (hmm those got me into some trouble, a long time ago) But well u guys better have that ban button ready, but meh hell be allright

211) When the bus ditches you, you say "oh no, your not getting away from me"
212) When a family member comes to tell you not to leave, you say (kill him i have a plane to catch

Stevinlewis · 09/05/09 00:09

lol oxe. Tell your friend to watch more teletubbies to teach him manners.

T_W_D · 09/05/09 01:09

213) The first involuntary thought you have looking through new fashion trends is "Wow, I'll look like Mukade in this!" 0_o

(bad subconsciousness! bad!)

Lithium · 09/05/09 10:09

Stevinlewis wrote:

lol oxe. Tell your friend to watch more teletubbies to teach him manners.

Yep, i apoligize, in fact since hes away to cali i stole his games. =P

214) When you lose a fight you say "this isnt over not by a longshot" and then you run away and sepak to yourself

adorage · 09/05/09 13:09

oxe161 wrote:

Stevinlewis wrote:
lol oxe. Tell your friend to watch more teletubbies to teach him manners.
Yep, i apoligize, in fact since hes away to cali i stole his games. =P
214) When you lose a fight you say "this isnt over not by a longshot" and then you run away and sepak to yourself

Run away? Fly away!

215) When you see someone with varicoses and think they have reached imago status.

Lithium · 09/05/09 16:09

well a human cant fly away. But maybe in the future scientists will expirement on humans

Mukade · 09/05/09 19:09

of course humans can fly! Just think happy thoghts and a little bit of daodan power

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Leus · 09/06/09 10:09

215) When you see someone with varicoses and think they have reached imago status.

Rofl.

demos_kratos · 09/06/09 11:09

216) you think that if you're covered with redd jelly, you're boss
217) you use only window to get to warehouse.
218) you're trying to find your keys by yellow circle around 'em.
219) if some kid points his toy robot at you, you scream "Emergency Override GriffinAlpha0"
220) if you can go through anyone's body, you think he's dead
221) you wonder why M-16's ammo doens't fit in Magnum.
222) you wait for a photo of you in corner of your eye to start talking
223) if you can't hit someone, you think he's Swiss.

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Leus · 09/06/09 12:09

224) You hear someone shout, "Over here!" and you're confused when you dash up to discover they weren't talking to you.
225) Plus you're upset that they didn't give you a hypo.
226) So you punch them in the face.

Lithium · 09/06/09 12:09

lol

Mukade · 09/07/09 22:09

that guy in TCTF HQ that says he wished u shown up a few minutes sooner... yeah, he dies every time....

demos_kratos · 09/08/09 09:09

yeah, he dies every time....

I wonder if somebody didn't kill him...

Leus · 09/08/09 11:09

I killed him the first couple times, but I'm usually too lazy to kill civilians now. Plus I'm a hippy now. Lol.

adorage · 09/08/09 11:09

I don't kill civilians because I like the whole "cool paladin" thing. They're rare enough anyway.

myplea1 · 09/08/09 13:09

well it really depends on my mood...

Mukade · 09/08/09 20:09

myplea1 wrote:

well it really depends on my mood...

same, but he's the exception, plus, didnt the civvies get weaker in AE? They used to b much harder to kill

Leus · 09/08/09 21:09

Yeah I think they did.

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