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#126 2/6/09 8:15

Iritscen
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From: NC, USA
Registered: 22/10/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

If what happens?  Not being able to keep the numbering going?  That's Noobitis.  It can strike anyone who gets careless and posts too fast, even those who've been here a while.

Nice #184 there, btw, adorage. big_smile


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#127 2/6/09 21:23

Lithium
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

No i mean expiriencing all these things that are listed


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#128 3/6/09 8:30

adorage
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Registered: 21/4/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

or the Syndicate Syndrome wink

(If you have the syndicate syndrome you don't try to evade bullets if someone fires at you and when lying at the edge of a high legde you get up with a backwards roll, causing you to fall down. Also, you never learn from your mistakes and constantly overestimate your fighting skills)

edit: the only thing that helps against the Syndicate Syndrome is "MaiMed". I just saw a box of medicine called MaiMed at the hospital. It's a corporation that really does produce first aid bandages and the like... the name sounds kinda cynical to me though roll

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#129 3/6/09 17:07

Lithium
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Hmm I see...


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#130 3/6/09 17:26

Iritscen
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Registered: 22/10/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Haha, MaiMed? Really?


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#131 4/6/09 2:31

Stevinlewis
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From: Singapore
Registered: 25/3/09

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

185) when you try to learn the songs from the game big_smile

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#132 4/6/09 3:15

Gumby
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From: Seattle, WA, USA
Registered: 30/8/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Lol. I was going to let someone else answer, because I forgot. Then the topic came up in a different forum I frequent.

Her name is "Haruhi".


Iritscen: roll
Iritscen: it's amazing this program even works
Gumby: i know
Iritscen: and that statement applies to my code, not just yours

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#133 4/6/09 8:09

Soul
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Registered: 14/1/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

You picked the wrong thread did you not?^^
I think you wanted to answer in the russian oni thread
Besides: Try to avoid Haruhi at all costs, shes obnoxious wink

Last edited by Soul (4/6/09 8:10)


I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
or should I?
You know what I'd like to be?
I mean if I had my goddamn choice, I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all.

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#134 2/7/09 1:55

love_Oni
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From: Da Nang, Vietnam
Registered: 10/5/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

186) You try to compare Oni to other shooting games: "They only know pang, pang, pang, why don't they have hand-to-hand combat like OnI?"

187) You keep complaining why they don't make any games like Oni.

188) You try to tell everyone, your friends, your sister... that you are an Oni-lover.

189) And they ask you: "Oni? What the heck is that?"


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#135 2/7/09 3:48

Gumby
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From: Seattle, WA, USA
Registered: 30/8/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Lol. Becareful about calling yourself an Oni lover. I once did a search for something similar to that (can't remember what exactly)...and the results werent pretty. smile


Iritscen: roll
Iritscen: it's amazing this program even works
Gumby: i know
Iritscen: and that statement applies to my code, not just yours

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#136 2/7/09 8:59

jackoverfull
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From: San Mauro Torinese, Italy
Registered: 12/1/09
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

love_Oni wrote:

186) You try to compare Oni to other shooting games: "They only know pang, pang, pang, why don't they have hand-to-hand combat like OnI?"

187) You keep complaining why they don't make any games like Oni.

188) You try to tell everyone, your friends, your sister... that you are an Oni-lover.

189) And they ask you: "Oni? What the heck is that?"

190) They no longer say nothing, they just roll their eyes…


"To the future, blinkin' an eye to the past!"

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#137 2/7/09 9:03

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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

191) You paint yellow circles around your chairs, computers and significative objects.


"To the future, blinkin' an eye to the past!"

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#138 2/7/09 10:03

Lithium
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From: Colorado
Registered: 17/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

192) You drop the item you're carrying before picking up another one


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#139 3/7/09 10:03

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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

193) If a chair is too close to a table you can't sit, since you can't find a way to move it


"To the future, blinkin' an eye to the past!"

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#140 7/8/09 11:33

kerr
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Registered: 6/8/09

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

194) When your first post is a you know you play too much Oni

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#141 7/8/09 11:42

Leus
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From: Boone, NC
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

195)  You dream you're mopping the Syndicate Compound.


If we don't change the direction we're going, we'll likely end up where we're headed.

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#142 7/8/09 12:01

Lithium
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From: Colorado
Registered: 17/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

196) you dream your cleaning the tctf HQ windows when it gets attacked
197) When you play halo you call Master Chief a tctf SWAT
198) you spend 5 hours playing and pondering what to put here
199) you open this post after months of desertion
200) you manage to get this post up to 200


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#143 7/8/09 12:34

Iritscen
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From: NC, USA
Registered: 22/10/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

201) You've played a deluxe version of Oni... in your sleep.

P.S.: I really dig #193.


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#144 7/8/09 13:11

Leus
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

202)  You used to play a game with your friend on your trampoline when you were younger in which you would assume the roles of Oni characters or made-up characters with Oni types like Ninjas or Elites and then fight as them in a tournament against each other, continuing for probably at least several months of your life, and keeping a Microsoft Publisher table indicating the standings, rounds and who was moving up in the ranks and such updated versions of which you printed out regularly to bring out with you to the trampoline and review/mark.

You know, hypothetically.

(
THE PRIME EVILS

Name    Diablo
Type    Ninja
Weight    Lightweight
Color    Yellow
Special

Moves

n’

Items   
Ninja Stars x☺

Combo

Ninja Machete x2

Name    Satan
Type    Ninja
Weight    Heavyweight
Color    Black n’ Blue
Special

Moves

n,

Items   
Engulfing Flames

Engulfing Electricity

Engulfing Ice

Name    Mephisto
Type    Ninja
Weight    Lightweight
Color    Magenta
Special

Moves

n’

Items   
Force Sheild(AW)

Phase Cloak(AW)

Regeneration(AW)

Name    Mukade
Type    Ninja
Weight    Middleweight
Color    Black
Special

Moves

n’

Items   
Phase Cloak(AW)

Teleport

Mukade Weapon
)


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#145 7/8/09 13:14

Leus
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Oh shit I found a better one.

203)  You figured out the hit points of every character in the game by systematically going through and killing one of each type with the Van De Graff and counting the shots.

CHARACTER    HEALTH
Engineer Model One(Warehouse)    31
Communications Trooper    44
Grunt Striker (Beige)    50
Hoplite Striker (Blue)    69
Hussar Striker (Red)    88
Harridan Fury (Beige)    50
Banshee Fury (Blue)    62
Valkyrie Fury (Red)    75
Skirmisher Tanker (Beige)    75
Brawler Tanker (Blue)    88
Crusher Tanker (Red)    100
Ogre Elite Striker (Beige)    100
Giant Elite Striker (Blue)    125
Titan Elite Striker (Red)    150
Infiltrator Ninja (Beige)    56
Eliminator Ninja (Blue)    69
Avenger Ninja (Red)    81
Mercenary Sniper    38
Drone    68
TCTF Tactical    45
TCTF SWAT    88
Black Ops Tactical    69
Black Ops SWAT    88
Griffin    188
Konoko    250
Muro    312
Male Civilian Model One(Science coat)    100
Male Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes)    100
Female Civilian Model One(Science coat)     75
Female Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes)    75
Male Cop    40
Female Cop    40
Barabas    375
Bomb Striker    69
Security Guard    58
Engineer Model Two(Airport)    25

Edit:  I couldn't get to Mukade without his boss shield.  sad  This was also when I was much younger.

Last edited by Leus (7/8/09 13:15)


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#146 7/8/09 13:27

Iritscen
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From: NC, USA
Registered: 22/10/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Fake 204) You get diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder because you found the HP for every enemy in a game by hitting them with a weapon that does 1 HP damage.


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#147 7/8/09 16:35

Lithium
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From: Colorado
Registered: 17/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

204) you never pick up a gun unless it has yellow square around it
205) when you buy an advil you make sure its covered in a gray square

[Edit: I said "fake 204" smile --Iritscen]


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#148 8/8/09 11:51

kerr
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Registered: 6/8/09

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Leus wrote:

Oh shit I found a better one.

203)  You figured out the hit points of every character in the game by systematically going through and killing one of each type with the Van De Graff and counting the shots.

CHARACTER    HEALTH
Engineer Model One(Warehouse)    31
Communications Trooper    44
Grunt Striker (Beige)    50
Hoplite Striker (Blue)    69
Hussar Striker (Red)    88
Harridan Fury (Beige)    50
Banshee Fury (Blue)    62
Valkyrie Fury (Red)    75
Skirmisher Tanker (Beige)    75
Brawler Tanker (Blue)    88
Crusher Tanker (Red)    100
Ogre Elite Striker (Beige)    100
Giant Elite Striker (Blue)    125
Titan Elite Striker (Red)    150
Infiltrator Ninja (Beige)    56
Eliminator Ninja (Blue)    69
Avenger Ninja (Red)    81
Mercenary Sniper    38
Drone    68
TCTF Tactical    45
TCTF SWAT    88
Black Ops Tactical    69
Black Ops SWAT    88
Griffin    188
Konoko    250
Muro    312
Male Civilian Model One(Science coat)    100
Male Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes)    100
Female Civilian Model One(Science coat)     75
Female Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes)    75
Male Cop    40
Female Cop    40
Barabas    375
Bomb Striker    69
Security Guard    58
Engineer Model Two(Airport)    25

Edit:  I couldn't get to Mukade without his boss shield.  sad  This was also when I was much younger.



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#149 8/8/09 11:55

Lithium
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From: Colorado
Registered: 17/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

thats al ur saying "dude!" and why did you put 204) wouldnt it be better if u just responded?...  neutral


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#150 8/8/09 12:11

Leus
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Fake 204) You get diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder because you found the HP for every enemy in a game by hitting them with a weapon that does 1 HP damage.

I'm pretty sure I'd already been diagnosed by that point.  wink


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