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#76 27/6/08 3:24

Gumby
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From: Seattle, WA, USA
Registered: 30/8/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

115) When you stay up at 1:23 in the morning talking with another Oni modder (geyser in my case)


Iritscen: roll
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#77 27/6/08 13:09

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

116) In other fighting video games, your normal response to an attack is to just stand there.


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#78 27/6/08 13:12

s10k
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From: Portugal
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

117) You just don't stop posting in "You know you play too much Oni when..." and check it in a interval of 5 seconds.

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#79 27/6/08 16:51

Barneyhater
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From: New York City, NY, USA
Registered: 13/4/08
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

118) You have a shrine of Konoko in your closet and dedicate 2 hours a day to bowing to it and random chanting.
119) You start a religion and name it Onicism or Konokocism.
120) You begin preparing for the future and begin stocking up on Mercury Bows and VDG pistols
121) You wonder everyday if in the future you should join the TCTF or the Syndicate (Or a civilian... Which means you have to devote your entire life to being JUST where the danger is and trying to survive so you can give Konoko random items. tongue )


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#80 27/6/08 17:34

Gumby
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From: Seattle, WA, USA
Registered: 30/8/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

122) You remember where you were\what you were wearing\who was with you when you first played Oni


Iritscen: roll
Iritscen: it's amazing this program even works
Gumby: i know
Iritscen: and that statement applies to my code, not just yours

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#81 27/6/08 18:06

Barneyhater
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From: New York City, NY, USA
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Gumby wrote:

122) You remember where you were\what you were wearing\who was with you when you first played Oni

OOO OOO OOO I KNOW! I was 6 and I was playing the Oni Demo and I was wearing a dark blue and white shirt, jeans, and I had one sock on and one sock off ^_^. I was playing on an old Mac in my parent's room (thats where the computer was). yup... I remember... damn -.-


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#82 28/6/08 7:05

Barneyhater
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From: New York City, NY, USA
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

123) When your going into shock because you can't play Oni for a week (Bye guys!)


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#83 28/6/08 7:16

love_Oni
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From: Da Nang, Vietnam
Registered: 10/5/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Oh, do you must to go somewhere?

124) You can remember exactly the voices and where you can hear these characters' speech in Oni: http://wiki.oni2.net/Quotes/Speech

Last edited by love_Oni (29/6/08 2:53)


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#84 1/7/08 20:34

Aiko
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From: NYC Metro Area
Registered: 18/1/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

125) While driving on the Garden State Parkway, you see a hypo in the center lane and believe you can stop your SUV, pick it up and administer it to yourself.


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#85 1/7/08 20:43

love_Oni
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From: Da Nang, Vietnam
Registered: 10/5/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

126) You use Oni's cheat codes as your own password in other games' accounts
127) You like to play games such as 'leg breaking' and 'neck breaking' with your brother for fun! smile


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#86 3/7/08 19:23

Sheika23
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From: The U. S. of A.
Registered: 11/8/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

you have the oni forum in you bookmarks


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#87 4/7/08 17:36

Aiko
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From: NYC Metro Area
Registered: 18/1/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

128) You yell at your husband "No escape!!" as roll your head around (TCTF building part 2).  He doesn't escape and must mow the lawn.


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#88 5/7/08 9:05

love_Oni
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From: Da Nang, Vietnam
Registered: 10/5/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

130) You have 1001 reasons to play Oni.
131) You want to take screenshots about Oni as much as possible (like me smile)

Last edited by love_Oni (5/7/08 9:07)


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#89 10/7/08 4:10

love_Oni
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From: Da Nang, Vietnam
Registered: 10/5/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

132) Your computer becomes hotter because someone has shot the plasma rifle
133) Your computer blow up because someone has shot the SBG
134) The air in your home got poisonous because someone has shot the Screaming Cannon
135) You feel dizzy after playing Oni because someone has shot the VDG too much
136) You think you have the ability to look through the wall


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#90 20/7/08 19:31

Aiko
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From: NYC Metro Area
Registered: 18/1/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

137) You become Mai in your dreams, complete with all the fabulous butt-kicking powers and the ability to jet pack (thanks Edt).  You wake up refreshed, ready to take on the day and ever so much more confident, if not cocky.


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#91 20/7/08 21:36

Iritscen
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From: NC, USA
Registered: 22/10/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

There's two #104s... o.O I guess it's too late to edit all the posts from there on.

138) You have actually studied how to perform the Crescent Moon Kink, AKA gainer.

139) You think you can reload your gun faster by dropping it and picking it up.

140) The biggest choice you have to make when picking out your clothes is, "Shades or no shades?"

(lol at Aiko's #125.)


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#92 19/9/08 19:34

Barneyhater
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From: New York City, NY, USA
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

141) You know every bit of symbolism in the Oni storyline.

142) You have performed every possible move with every possible character in shapeshift and you know each name and scripting name by heart.

143) You can speak in the Oni scripting language fluently.

144) You consider buying a new computer JUST so you can enjoy Oni better.

145) You know every possible free jumping locations on every map.

146) You have a lego model of the warehouse level.

(Lol should we keep going?)


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#93 11/10/08 15:31

RuthgerMiles
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From: Netherlands - Enschede
Registered: 11/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Gumby you can add this one!
You play to much oni if: You paint your hair purple, call your little brother Muro and beats him up 3 times a day


You play to much oni if: You paint your hair purple, call your little brother Muro and beats him up 3 times a day like this...

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#94 17/10/08 23:43

Lithium
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From: Colorado
Registered: 17/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

148)when you go to a restaurant, instead of asking for the menu, you shout "show me what you got" and take a scornful pose.
149)you call your big hamster 'Barabas'.
150)you break into your boss' office through the roof, accuse him of conspiracy against you, then your boss and his desk fall into the basement
151)when having a mid-term exam in school, you just sit there, laugh maniacaly, fix your hair, then say "Maybe I should start trying." and turn the paper
152)when you see bright green/yellow/red flashes when somebody beats you
153)when you activate alarm consoles in public buildings in order to fight the guards
154)when you're at a disco and you're trying to avoid the red lights, "Because the turret would get activated."
155)you paint your brother's hair purple, call him Muro and beat him up plus you take your boss and two of your colleagues to help you


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#95 18/10/08 14:03

MKUltra
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From: Canada
Registered: 18/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

You know you play too much Oni when....

You hear the theme music in your dreams.

Seriously.


Watashi wa no Oni... Watashi wa hitori desu....

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#96 25/10/08 12:16

Striker
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From: Toronto, ON
Registered: 10/3/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Hey guys Im back!

156) You play too much Oni when your light jacket has enough space to carry a screaming cannon.
157) You play too much Oni when you can beatbox Oni's whole soundtrack.
158) You play too much Oni when you see a guy on the roof, you attack him.
159) You play too much Oni when your friend is a robot and she gets captured by a fat terrorist named Barabas.
160) You play too much Oni when you have this list imprinted on your wall.


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#97 26/10/08 11:53

Barneyhater
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From: New York City, NY, USA
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

161) You cosplay one of the Oni characters


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#98 26/10/08 23:48

MKUltra
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From: Canada
Registered: 18/10/08

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

162) You go to a local warehouse and start jumping on crates. When asked by security what you are doing, you reply; "Looking for power ups!"


Watashi wa no Oni... Watashi wa hitori desu....

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#99 27/10/08 1:42

Gumby
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From: Seattle, WA, USA
Registered: 30/8/07

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

You create this thread without bothering to look here - http://oni.bungie.org/community/forum/v … .php?id=80


Iritscen: roll
Iritscen: it's amazing this program even works
Gumby: i know
Iritscen: and that statement applies to my code, not just yours

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#100 27/10/08 17:41

Barneyhater
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From: New York City, NY, USA
Registered: 13/4/08
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Lol! Great minds think alike smile . But still ours is better, its organized with numbers big_smile


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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