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Shade

Member

From: OH, USA

Registered: 06/08/08

Muro vs Chuck Norris

Who do you think would win in a fight? Muro or Chuck Norris?

Lithium

Member

From: Colorado

Registered: 10/17/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

The chrysallis is actually the blood of chuck norris.
therefore chuck would win

"Again with the ancient memes <_<" - Gumby

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Iritscen

Moderator

From: NC, USA

Registered: 10/22/07

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Heh, you correctly guessed what Gumby would say in this circumstance, so you get a cookie.  Don't eat it all in one place.

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Shade

Member

From: OH, USA

Registered: 06/08/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Heh, you correctly guessed what Gumby would say in this circumstance, so you get a cookie.  Don't eat it all in one place.

What happened to Gumby I havent seen the guy on here lately

demos_kratos

Member

From: Russia, Volzhskiy

Registered: 08/13/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

the global atmosphere complex boom's force is 0,003% of Chuck's Roundhouse Kick Force. so no one can beat Chuck.
Even if muro knows how to do a Falcon Punch that has 98,564% CRHKF he won't win. He won't have time to say "Falcon Punch" before he's already dead.

What happened to Gumby I havent seen the guy on here lately

he's on a vacation.

Last edited by demos_kratos (08/26/09 08:08)

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Shade

Member

From: OH, USA

Registered: 06/08/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

the global atmosphere comlex boom's force is 0,003% of Chuck's Roundhouse Kick Force. so no one can beat Chuck.
Even if muro knows how to do a Falcon Punch that has 98,564% CRHKF he won't win. He won't have time to say "Falcon Punch" before he's already dead.

What happened to Gumby I havent seen the guy on here lately

he's on a vacation.

Oh, lol why couldn't he tell anyone he was going. Unless I missed something

demos_kratos

Member

From: Russia, Volzhskiy

Registered: 08/13/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Unless I missed something

yeah, you missed this

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Shade

Member

From: OH, USA

Registered: 06/08/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Unless I missed something

yeah, you missed this

Man no one tells me stuff any more. Well since my scripting is getting some what good and if I release some tests for you guys to try maybe he'll be impressed when he comes back

love_Oni

Member

From: Da Nang, Vietnam

Registered: 05/10/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Let's see.

Chuck Norris is just a role of a film's series. In real life, he doesn't have that *great* power.

Muro is just an imagine character from a video game. He doesn't exist.

So... it is hard to say who will win in this situation.

But I wish Muro can win. 

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demos_kratos

Member

From: Russia, Volzhskiy

Registered: 08/13/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

he doesn't have that *great* power.

erm... be careful and aware, love_Oni... Chuck can see everyone everywhere... I bet he heard what you just said... be careful. 

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3llense'g

Member

From: Europe, Hungary, Budapest

Registered: 07/05/09

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

he doesn't have that *great* power.

erm... be careful and aware, love_Oni... Chuck can see everyone everywhere... I bet he heard what you just said... be careful. 

Yes, even though you typed it into a forum, Chuck could hear your typing and could accurately guess what you posted. Sleep tight. 

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myplea1

Member

From: Ottawa,Canada

Registered: 05/25/09

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Im sorry but i must Say Chuck norris is gai and just Can't do anything without his baby sitter. Since he has very big mental problems and can't tell a circle from a sqaure.

Last edited by myplea1 (08/26/09 14:08)

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Awol

demos_kratos

Member

From: Russia, Volzhskiy

Registered: 08/13/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

OH MY GOD!!! I'll pray for you, myplea1...

Lætaþ biddan for myplea1!
þu ðanc næs beon forgitan.
We scall gemunan þu, min freond.
Heofon con underfon þu.
Wuldorfæder bletsian ofer þu.

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myplea1

Member

From: Ottawa,Canada

Registered: 05/25/09

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

...har har thats funny.

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Awol

Lithium

Member

From: Colorado

Registered: 10/17/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Im sorry but i must Say Chuck norris is gai and just Can't do anything without his baby sitter. Since he has very big mental problems and can't tell a circle from a sqaure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnYE_yrWao0

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myplea1

Member

From: Ottawa,Canada

Registered: 05/25/09

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

lols.. interesting.

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Awol

love_Oni

Member

From: Da Nang, Vietnam

Registered: 05/10/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Chuck can see everyone everywhere...

Chuck could hear your typing and could accurately guess what you posted

*sign*Tired of untruth. 

I'm sorry but I refuse to listen to nonsense.

Last edited by love_Oni (08/27/09 06:08)

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demos_kratos

Member

From: Russia, Volzhskiy

Registered: 08/13/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

erm... nobody's serious I think, love_Oni. Why so angry?

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love_Oni

Member

From: Da Nang, Vietnam

Registered: 05/10/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

Oops. Did I look so angry? I didn't think the video would be like that. Sorry.

(No need no be hid, I hate Chuck Norris )

Edit: Sorry again. I think I need to say why I hate him. I just read this.

Last edited by love_Oni (08/27/09 06:08)

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The Boy Who Knew Too Much

3llense'g

Member

From: Europe, Hungary, Budapest

Registered: 07/05/09

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

I hate him too, that's why I make fun of him. Is that called sarcasm?

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Shade

Member

From: OH, USA

Registered: 06/08/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

he doesn't have that *great* power.

erm... be careful and aware, love_Oni... Chuck can see everyone everywhere... I bet he heard what you just said... be careful. 

You don't know.... Chuck could be reading everything we type on to this forum any second now! O__O

Lithium

Member

From: Colorado

Registered: 10/17/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

(No need no be hid, I hate Chuck Norris )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnYE_yrWao0
yea i so went there

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love_Oni

Member

From: Da Nang, Vietnam

Registered: 05/10/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnYE_yrWao0
yea i so went there

That's interesting. I'd say it is a good exercise to practice our mind. Why did I say that? Well as you see, after hearing the sentence "You must die" for 5 minutes, nothing happened to you at all. That will make you more confident against all the nonsense thing that frighten you of something, like "Oh Chuck will go to kill you" "Oh Chuck is seeing what you are saying/writing, be careful" etc... 

Last edited by love_Oni (08/29/09 10:08)

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Lithium

Member

From: Colorado

Registered: 10/17/08

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

in some time

"im back"
"Wb"
"oh great a whole topic devoted to an ancient meme >_>" -gumby

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Gumby

Member

From: Seattle, WA, USA

Registered: 08/30/07

Re: Muro vs Chuck Norris

I'm not going to dignify that with a proper response.

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