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#51 22/6/08 22:11

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

54) You create a topic about playing too much Oni

55) You name your first born child Mai\Muro

56) Your father's nickname is Mukade


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#52 23/6/08 5:15

love_Oni
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

57) You think your pink doll is an SLD
58) You hurt your hand by hitting it to the wall because you're trying to practice the "Lion Fist"
59) You think you can trying again by 'loading the last save points' before you did some thing wrong.


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#53 23/6/08 9:43

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

60) You have a mental connection to your "sister"
61) You have shot your boss (or had a chance too)
62) Your brother can transform into a monster


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#54 23/6/08 13:50

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

63) You say "Your gonna get beat by a girl..." when your a guy O_O
64) You find a white marble under your carpet, pick it up, and turn invisible
65) You win the Nobel Prize in Physics for disproving about 20 of its laws (namely gravity)


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#55 23/6/08 14:15

AdamBast
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Barneyhater wrote:

63) You say "Your gonna get beat by a girl..." when your a guy O_O

Hey, what's the problem with that? : D


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#56 23/6/08 16:43

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

66) You type in random words into your PDA to turn invisible\invincible\make guns appear


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#57 24/6/08 18:42

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

67) You expect civilians to give you ammo and hypos


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#58 24/6/08 19:15

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

68) You are worried the govt might turn against you


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#59 24/6/08 21:20

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

(I'm running out of ideas)
69) You have a life-sized Konoko doll in your room but don't worry, we'll call it an action figure from now on wink


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#60 24/6/08 21:42

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

70) You have played Oni for more than 8 hours straight
71) You have an avatar on a different forum that is Oni related
72) You organize a protest against Bungie\Rockstar Games\some other place so they will make an Oni 2

(We must get to 100!)

(Also, do you follow baseball? My Mariners [worst team in the league] just beat the Mets 11-0 big_smile)

Last edited by Gumby (24/6/08 21:43)


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#61 24/6/08 21:55

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

73) You have an "in case of emergency" Oni cd that you never leave home without.
74) You can point out 100 things from Halo that has been in Oni.
75) You dream of Oni cutscenes. (If your having this like I am I know a great therapist... Its been helping)
76) You think that Naruto is a rip off of Mukade and all the ninjas copied Oni.
77) You have your own TCTF costumes
78) When you hear someone shout "Cannonball" you immediately roll to the side/cartwheel backwards.

(Almost there =P)

(And no I don't follow baseball, but the Mets are from my hometown. And I know they suck. Bad.)


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#62 24/6/08 22:37

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

79) You think that by crouching, and then jumping up and kicking, you will do a spinning kick,
80) The only game installed on your computer is Oni


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#63 25/6/08 0:31

EdT
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

81) Your 2nd favorite website after OCF is the OniGalore Wiki (http://wiki.oni2.net/)
82) You actually contribute to the wiki!
83) You send an email to support@feralinteractive.com asking about the future of Oni.
84) You know what "OMM- TTC 1.1" stands for and where to find it in Oni.

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#64 25/6/08 1:10

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

(What does that stand for?)
85) You beat up doctors and scientists when they don't give you drugs
86) You are severely disappointed when there are no wiki updates

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#65 25/6/08 6:45

Lugas
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

87) The word 'blam' is a regularly used expletive for you.
88) You attempt to consider which 7th Generation Console would do the best job of playing Oni.
89) You spin around with one of your legs out in an attempt to hit surrounding opponents.
90) You dream about floating around through doors giggling...creepy...
91) Whenever you have a temper tantrum, you jump around, shouting "EARTHQUAKER!".
92) You have made several drawings of various Oni characters.
93) You deny the existence of "too much Oni".

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#66 25/6/08 8:33

EdT
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

(What does that stand for?)

hmmm... Gumby still has much Oni to play... big_smile

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#67 25/6/08 8:50

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

EdT wrote:

(What does that stand for?)

hmmm... Gumby still has much Oni to play... big_smile

Shush.

94) You get into arguments with other people about who plays more Oni


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#68 25/6/08 10:09

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

(Wow almost there!)

95) You wake up in the middle of the night checking if anyone posted on OCF.
96) Your boss moniters your daodan latencys and your adrenal levels
97) You know exactly where I got #96 from and can repeat the whole conversation from the beginning
98) You still email Bungie (or whoever) about glitches and bugs you find.
99) You can name the name and number of the training program Konoko went through

(Who wants to do the honors? big_smile )


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#69 25/6/08 10:13

love_Oni
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Hm, 99 isn't a bad number smile.


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#70 25/6/08 11:09

Gumby
Moderator

Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

100) You have memorized every console, conversation, and plot hint in the game.
101) You can think up of 100 signs that you play too much Oni

(I wanted to make 101 as 100, but that would have been too cliched...)


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#71 25/6/08 13:38

Your_Mom
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Barneyhater wrote:

(Wow almost there!)
99) You can name the name and number of the training program Konoko went through

(Who wants to do the honors? big_smile )

Beta 6!

102) When you play through the training program specifically to get this:
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#72 25/6/08 13:49

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Hah....wait...we are continuing this?

103) When you have found two or more bugs in the training program
(1. you can go through the door and meet Karen if you are quick enough)
(2. Try doing a slide to pick up the guns the very first time you go in the weapon room)
104) You have skipped school\work\social engagements to play Oni


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#73 26/6/08 8:50

love_Oni
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

104) You can play OTA a hundred times without boring.
105) You prefer calling 'frags' to calling 'points'.
106) You think after you die, you'll become invisible.


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#74 26/6/08 18:02

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

107) When you wonder why the Syndicate AND the TCTF all just leave hypos, ammo, and forcefields around on the floor for you to pick up and you finally come up think to yourself, "All of them are freaking perverts" lol
108) When your playing Super Smash Brothers and you forget that you cant pick things up while rolling in this game.
109) When your screen is starting to turn purple from the spammed Rising Furies and Devil Spin Kicks

110) In your religion class, you ask your teacher if there is Oni in heaven

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#75 27/6/08 3:13

ItemfinderDeluxe
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

111) When you can't get away from the Oni forums, even though you need to eat dinner and go to sleep early for work the next day
112) When you wake up in the morning you prioritise your days as (from most important to least): Oni, food, Oni, getting changed, Oni, having a shower, Oni, work, Oni, friends and family (because if Oni taught you anything, it's that you don't know whom your real family is...)
113) When the only music on your MP3 is music and conversations from Oni
114) When you ripped the sound effects from Oni and put them in your MP3, on top of your Oni-ripped music and conversations

Oh, and I can personally attest to number 71 - I'm a moderator on another forum and use the same user name, avatar, and sig over there as here.


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