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#26 20/6/08 15:52

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

25) When you start calling snipers "mercury bows"


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#27 20/6/08 16:15

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

26) You find random loaded guns lying around


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#28 20/6/08 16:17

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

27) When you learn new moves and martial arts class, and you record them in your electronic diary with instructions on how to do them on   a keyboard.


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#29 20/6/08 16:47

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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

28) When you do drugs, your body starts glowing


Iritscen: roll
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Gumby: i know
Iritscen: and that statement applies to my code, not just yours

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#30 20/6/08 16:50

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

(Ugh hard to think, been watching happy tree friends O_O)

29) When you kill your boss, hoping your brother will mutate


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#31 20/6/08 16:55

EdT
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

30) You constantly refresh the OCF page to see the latest post.

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#32 20/6/08 17:01

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

LOL howed you know XD

31) When you make your own Van De Graff pistol out of forks, alumminum foil, and a glove, but you can't use it because you lost your green Lego Blocks


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#33 20/6/08 17:21

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Hah guilty of 30. When nobody posts I go back to coding though...

32) To you, Neo isn't just some movie character, he is a coder sent from the heavens.


Iritscen: roll
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#34 20/6/08 17:24

Muro
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

32) Every time you beat someone at anything you always quote oni characters such as 'you lose' and 'neutralized'.

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#35 20/6/08 17:32

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

33 /34) When you think that "reservoir dogs" refers to a cheat code in Oni


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#36 20/6/08 17:56

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

35) You get a "Konoko"  tatoo on your arse.


Iritscen: roll
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#37 20/6/08 18:06

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Err... Thats crazy.. I don't have.. one of those... *Googles tattoo removal*

36) You ask your martial arts teacher how to do the devil spin kick and crescent moon kick


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#38 20/6/08 18:18

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

37) You prepare a giant vat of green jello just in case you have to escape from a SWAT team


Iritscen: roll
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#39 20/6/08 19:48

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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

38) You name your husky Barabus and your purple feathered bird Muro (or Konoko if its a girl)


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#40 21/6/08 3:52

AdamBast
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

39) You don't have a shortcut to Oni, but you have a hotkey to Oni, 'cause it's faster.
40) You turn on your computer just to play Oni (don't even check your emails)

Last edited by AdamBast (21/6/08 8:46)


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#41 21/6/08 4:43

love_Oni
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

41) You open your web browser just to load Oni Central Forum sites, or even set it as your home page.
42) You go to OCF at least 20 times a day (login and logout)

Last edited by love_Oni (22/6/08 22:29)


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#42 21/6/08 6:59

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

err you guys got the numbers mixed up O_O

43) You can relate Konoko's Daodan and mutating brother problems to everyday life

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#43 21/6/08 7:49

love_Oni
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

err you guys got the numbers mixed up O_O

Oops, I didn't notice that.


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#44 21/6/08 8:50

AdamBast
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Barneyhater wrote:

err you guys got the numbers mixed up O_O

42) You can relate Konoko's Daodan and mutating brother problems to everyday life

I edited my post, but yours is wrong too it's 42 but should be 43 tongue


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#45 21/6/08 9:18

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

44) On your birthday, you debug a problem with your latest script, and post the fixed version to OCF.

>_>


Iritscen: roll
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#46 22/6/08 16:55

Raptor
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

45) You use a PS2 emulator to play Oni just so you can say you played the PS2 version.

46) You forget to reload in other games because you think you will lose your entire clip.

and lemme just say your a sick bastard if:

you created the "Konoko" entry on urbandictionary.com


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#47 22/6/08 17:45

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

47) You dye your hair purple and style it like Konoko\Muro

48) Your uncle implanted a symbonite inside of you at a young age


Iritscen: roll
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#48 22/6/08 18:40

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

49) When you get into fights you start rolling around screaming in an odd robot voice: "Cannonbaaaaalll"

50) You along with other forum members are able to get 50 "You know you play too much Oni when..." posts. lol


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#49 22/6/08 21:39

EdT
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

51) You keep adding more comments so we can reach 100!
52) You learn hexediting and 3D modeling just to mod Oni.

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#50 22/6/08 21:51

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Raptor wrote:

and lemme just say your a sick bastard if:

you created the "Konoko" entry on urbandictionary.com

Just looked it up right now O_O...

53) When you create a post named Konoko on urbandictionary about your fetish O_O...

Thats umm... creepy hmm

Last edited by Barneyhater (22/6/08 21:52)


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