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#1 15/6/08 22:12

Gumby
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You know you play too much Oni when...

1. You know the storyline by heart
2. You try to extrapolate various parts of the story from a single sentance in a console
3. Your monitor is lighter or darker at the end of the day because you blammed Oni too much
4. You know what all the parts of Oni (ONCC, TRAM, etc.) are and what they do
5. You have edited multiple parts of Oni
6. You are an expert at fighting as a character OTHER than Konoko
7. You know BSL
8. You have a centerfold picture of Konoko on your wall
9. You have a centerfold picture of geyser on your wall (lol)
10. You go to the Oni Central Forum


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#2 16/6/08 0:59

Loser
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Gumby:
9) Where I can get his foto ? ^_-


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#3 16/6/08 1:32

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...


Iritscen: roll
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#4 16/6/08 5:56

Kemot722
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

You played too much ONI, when you see the rising sun outside the window big_smile

Gumby wrote:

7. You know BSL

I really want to know, not only for edit characters names in OTA hmm


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#5 20/6/08 5:59

love_Oni
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

...When I go to bed, sometime I dreamed that I am Konoko, the purple-hair girl and I'm beating someone.

Last edited by love_Oni (20/6/08 6:01)


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#6 20/6/08 7:26

Coyote
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

love_Oni wrote:

...When I go to bed, sometime I dreamed that I am Konoko, the purple-hair girl and I'm beating someone.

Once I had a dream that I'm really Konoko. That was amazing feeling. And I'll do it again if I learn to have lucid dreams ;D


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#7 20/6/08 7:52

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

http://oni.mypage.sk/too_much_oni.htm . Theres a bunch of them there =P

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#8 20/6/08 9:50

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

That is a picture of Loser, not geyser. big_smile


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#9 20/6/08 9:59

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

OOPS ill remove now ^_^ (Im stupid tongue )

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#10 20/6/08 10:48

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Just make a number 11

11: Have a picture of loser on your wall


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#11 20/6/08 12:04

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Ah ok ^_^

11) Have a picture of loser on your wall http://oni.bungie.org/community/forum/a … p?item=278


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#12 20/6/08 12:20

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

12) Spend more time modding\scripting Oni than actually playing it


Iritscen: roll
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#13 20/6/08 12:25

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

13) When your getting beat up you spread your arms, look up to the sky and say "Stronger and STRONGER"


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#14 20/6/08 12:33

EdT
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

12) Spend more time modding\scripting Oni than actually playing it

That's me!!!

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#15 20/6/08 12:44

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

I think a large portion of the community is guilty of it big_smile

14) Your uncle took a bullet for you and died.
(that part never made much sense to me, Konoko can live through a Mercury Bow shot...)


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#16 20/6/08 14:35

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

15) When you've played training mode a million times just to see Karen die once


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#17 20/6/08 14:41

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

16) You look for alternative ways to do the tasks of the game


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#18 20/6/08 15:00

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

17) Your girlfriend's name is Konoko.jpeg


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#19 20/6/08 15:02

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

.jpeg? are you missing an image file?

18) You hack into the government's computer system to try and discover your real name and parents.


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#20 20/6/08 15:17

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Gumby wrote:

.jpeg? are you missing an image file?

Huh?

19) When you start calling computers "consoles"

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#21 20/6/08 15:20

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

(look at your number 17)

20) You think drugs will make you healthier, and give you superpowers


Iritscen: roll
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#22 20/6/08 15:31

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Ooo I meant that when you play too much Oni, you start "dating" a picture of Konoko... nvm.

21) You like messing around and beating up people wearing green shirts but you generally try and avoid people wearing red shirts.


"It is not hatred but indifference that will destroy us." -Unknown
"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#23 20/6/08 15:39

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

22) You have considered buying an expensive machine so you don't need to use your hands to play Oni.


Iritscen: roll
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#24 20/6/08 15:42

Barneyhater
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

Gumby wrote:

22) You have considered buying an expensive machine so you don't need to use your hands to play Oni.

Lol yeah I saw that vid too ^_^

23) When you slide to pick up red and green LEGO blocks


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"One death is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic" -Joseph Stalin

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#25 20/6/08 15:50

Gumby
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Re: You know you play too much Oni when...

24) You try to jump (and flip) up small ledges instead of climbing them


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